Checking the mail, I see that I just received one of the best spam headers I've ever seen. "You have been chosen to be one of those eligible to receive the Presidential Vaporizer!"

Actually, I like the current incumbent, but we've had a few in the past I'll admit I'd be tempted. Probably wouldn't actually DO it (after all while I was and am no fan of Reagan since before his term when he infested my home state, but I still sent him a get-well card when that idiot shot him. Screamingly unconstitutional, old chap...) All the same, I just want to know - when it Vaporizes, does it really vaporize?